上海翻译公司遇上奇葩邻居怎么办？看到这些人写条子糊怼，莫名很
时间:2018-03-23 13:33 来源:未知 作者:dl 点击:次
邻里关系是一种很奇妙的关系。 有时候邻居之间的情谊会很暖心：
有时候又很脆弱，一言不和就动手：
而且，有些陈年旧帐怎么都算不清：
其实，住在一个社区里，摩擦是避免不了的。
那么，整天抬头不见低头见的，面对面的冲突总是会比较尴尬，于是有些人会采取非面对面对抗这种消极攻击的方式来表达自己的愤怒和抗议。
国外网站Boredpanda就收集了一些网友和邻居斗智斗勇的经历。 来围观一下—— #1 Please Stop, He Needs To Quit
@ kyrilavera : ohhh. thats why cats go out at night huh? 这就是为啥猫咪们老是晚上出去游荡吧？ @glowworm: So that's why his meows sound so hoarse... 所以他叫起来嗓子那么哑啊… @ stellermatt: but i bet he looks so cool... 但是我估计，他抽烟的的样子应该挺酷的...... 看这照片里喵一脸不爽的表情，就知道戒烟的过程不那么欢快啊！ 猫内心OS：喵生的大起大落实在是来的太刺激了
#2 My Neighbors Complained That It’s Too Cold For My Dog To Be Outside All Day During The Winter. I Sent Them This
@Kimberlie Cash : I had the same type of complaint.. I just put a rain coat on my dog... 我也这样被说过。我就给我家狗穿个雨衣…… @H4unt3dF0r3sts IT'S A HUSKY FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. They're built for the snow! 这可是哈士奇啊！ 笑死人了。 二哈就是为雪而生的啊！ @Kathy Zelms I had cops show up and try to take me to court over leaving my chow out. She slept in snow banks, had a doggie door to the garage with a bed and food and water. She slept indoors at night. Fffing nosy neighbors. All went fine after a visit from animal cruelty. 我把我家松狮放外面，之前就有警察来要起诉我。我在车库里还给她留了狗洞，有床有水有吃的，但她就是喜欢睡雪堆里啊，只有晚上才回来睡。邻居真是爱管闲事。反虐待动物协会的人来看了一趟之后就啥事儿都没有了。 在指出别人的错误之前是不是得先翻翻书呀！
#3 An Open Letter To My Garbage Neighbors
致邻居的一封公开信：
隔壁一晚上肆无忌惮的轰趴之后，对方朋友所有的八卦都听得一清二楚了。隔着屏幕都感受得到楼主的愤怒啊！ @Sandie Hupe Hahaha this one should be at top. 哈哈哈哈哈哈这个应该置顶啊 @piggy panda Luke-warm regards love it. 懒得问候满分 @jenna How I wished I could publish such a letter about my neighbours :). They have no idea how much intimate information I have on them because of their very irritating and very loud conversations in their garden. I don't want to know their private sh*t! …… 多希望我也能贴这么个条子给邻居看啊！他们在花园里说话特别大声，要多烦人有多烦人，自己都不知道我听到了他们多少隐私。况且还根本不想知道啊！
#4 Note From Angry Neighbor (Above) And Appropriate Army Vet Response (Below)
这个邻居看到别人用了残疾车位，气不过留了这么张条（上图）
结果收到了老兵有理有据的回复（下图），简单翻译如下：
@Beeps This angers me so much, as it happens sooooo often. I have several disabled friends who can all tell stories about something similar happening to them. One of them uses a wheelchair, but also drives a sports car and regularly has people stop, ready to harangue him while he parks his car, only to scamper off embarrassed when he gets his chair out. 太生气了！而且这种事情还经常发生。我身边有几位残疾朋友也遭遇过类似的事情。其中一位朋友平时是用轮椅的，但他也会开车，停车的时候总会有人来找他“讲道理”，结果看他把轮椅推出来的时候就很尴尬地走了 @Ashley Lopez JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE DOESN'T LOOK DISABLED DOESN'T MEAN THEIR NOT UGH I HATE PEOPLE LIKE THIS! 人家看起来不像残疾不代表人家就不是！好讨厌这种人 @Efia His handwriting looks like he's still in primary school 这字儿写的感觉小学都还没毕业 恩，这个回复可以说是很有教养了，无论如何，都要尊重他人。 #5 Left My Printer Without A Passcode. My Neighbors Sent Me A Message
这可以说是很尴尬了...... @stellermatt would 3am work better for you? 那凌晨三点可以吗？ @TK Every night at 2 AM ? 每天凌晨两点都XXOO？？？？ @Signe Manat Hansen God, that's a lot of color. 我天，这得费多少彩墨粉啊！Unitrans世联翻译公司在您身边,离您最近的翻译公司,心贴心的专业服务translation company,全球领先的翻译与技术解决方案供应商,北京翻译公司、上海翻译公司顶级品牌。无论在本地,还是广州、深圳、天津、重庆、苏州、香港、澳门、台北,海外,Unitrans.cn世联的英文翻译等专业服务为您的事业加速！@Eyad Babikir I did similar thing when our neighbors moved into the flat next to us just before xmas! I sent them a xmas card welcoming them and wishing them a merry xmas, with a separate sticky note asking them to tone down the sex noises at 3am, as these flats' walls are very thin. 圣诞节之前，我家隔壁搬来了新邻居，也是这样。然后我就送了他们一张圣诞节卡片，再附上一张纸条，提醒他们凌晨三点XXOO的时候小点声，而且这栋楼的墙很薄的。 They did exactly the same by sending a xmas card with a sticky note apologizing to us. We never heard the noises again! 他们也回赠了一张卡片，还道了歉，后来就再也听不到了！ #6 Can't Beat A Bit Of Passive-Aggressive Wi-Fi Naming
Wi-Fi名互吵，惹不起惹不起！
@mulk ahahah! It remind me the story of a guy who named his network "hack me if you can"... the next day, his network was renamed "challenge accepted" 2333333......让我想起来之前有人给自己家网络起名字叫“你行你黑我啊”，第二天名字就被改成了“挑战成功”. 嗯，不要随便在危险的边缘试探。
#7 My Sister And Her Husband Live In A Small Town, They Came Home To This Note On Their Door
我妹妹和她丈夫住在一个小镇上，回家后发现门上贴了张条：
@My O My How often did they look through the window before saying that... 在提醒人家之前，他们到底看了多少次啊…… @San Dri Nette omg must be so embarassing! I think I'd move very far away from the city after that lol 太尴尬了！要是我的话我绝对搬得远远地再也不回去了 @Nadine Ducca I have a similar problems with some neighbors. They insist on showering with the curtains and sometimes even the whole window open and it seems they don't have a shower curtain, either (probably a glass pane). 我们家邻居也这样。坚持洗澡的时候不拉帘子不关窗。 So sometimes we walk into the kitchen and suddenly have a full-on view of our naked neighbors showering. It gets worse in summer... 所以有时候我们一走进厨房，邻居的裸体就映入眼帘了。夏天的时候更是惨不忍睹 #8 Our Elderly Neighbors Have This Sign Posted On The Bike Path In Their Backyard
隔壁年纪大的邻居在后院的自行车道上树了这么个牌子：
@Ashley Lopez 10 hours ago I read that in a old women voice anyone else?? 不知不觉就用老太太的声音读出来了，还有谁？？ 冤冤相报何时了哇。 有时候，防患于未然可以采取一种比较柔和的方式啊，比如下面这位，会提前打招呼，拜托大家帮忙挪猫~ #9 Does Your Cat Have A Death Wish?
@Lios That's a good person! People shouldn't let their cats run free, period, but definitely not cats like this. If it gets killed, I'm sure they'll be all over the unfortunate driver who couldn't even help it. 主人不应该让猫到处乱跑，但是猫肯定也不愿意这样的。要是以为这样不小心被撞死了，司机也是没办法啊！ @Bobbi Newell Love and fishes, love it! I might assume that poor kitty needs a new home, and this is its way of getting adopted. Hehehe... 小鱼干太有爱了！我估计这只喵是在想办法求收养吧，哈哈哈哈 但是，碰上爱管闲事儿，整天叨叨让你漆篱笆的邻居，下面这位又选择这样怼回去： #10 Look, Bob
Bob, 我家篱笆漆好了，给你看！ @SanchaTheSeeker Ye my neighbours tell us to paint our fence. When they paint it, paint drips over ours. I could now say to them 'It has paint on it' 嗯，我家邻居让我们漆篱笆，他们漆的时候，滴到我们家这边了，我现在可以说：已经“漆”过了 @Jeremie Guerra I want him as a neighbor :) 想跟他做邻居！ @glowworm2 The smiley face at the end is the best part! 最后笑脸满分！
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